Get all the new stuff before anyone else. Sacrifice yourself for the cause by paying 3 "bucks" a month* and you will get all the music I've already released (134 songs including collaborations), and the new music before any undesirable "non-member" does. As well as demos, ditched tracks, behinds the scenes videos, animations, high res videoclips on demand, and music for movie projects that wouldn't otherwise be released.
The club is a marketing ploy. I'm the "leader" of the club obviously but Don't worry I will tend towards benevolence... I will not only offer my music, music videos, artwork, animations etc... I will also give away for free something of much more depth and importance... My truest gift: motivational speeches (which will mostly be ironic). I'm confessing to my use of irony right here and yet that doesn't always matter since often the crave for "leadership" (in the deepest sense) goes above all confessions.
Despite my warnings I'm sure some might start to see an inkling behind the words and others will glorify nothingness for its own sake. Entertain yourselves till the day of judgment... It will come when you least expect it (which will be most entertaining...)
"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it even becometh populace."
And there's the mandatory quote to seal the message off that may or may not have a connection with the rest of the text...
*You can also pay once and still get all my discography and whatever I happen to put out that month.
Here’s what you get:
- All the new music I make streaming instantly on your mobile device via the free Bandcamp app, and also available as a high-quality download.*
- These back-catalog and subscriber-only releases:
- The satisfaction of knowing you’re supporting me in a sustainable way.
Join:
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For €3/month, you get everything above.
You’re a subscriberThank you!
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For €5/month, you get everything above, plus:
Including all that the Tier 1 has to offer, this "premium" tier will allow you to talk to the unknown leader behind "all the creation" through video chat, interview him and tell him about your pain and anguish for he will cure it all away... Appearing on album credits as a supporter and discounts on merchandise (on demand).You’re a subscriberThank you!
